You're a Wonder...

So I'm all alone right now...the house is quiet...like a tomb...except for the sweet music of the Wonder Woman "theme song" blaring out of the big screen. I love her...and on Tuesday indulged myself with the 2nd season on DVD.

As a child I loved her...Hell, I wanted to be her. I would have given anything to put on that costume and those bracelets and that boomerang tiara!!! So I did what any other gay child with an imagination would do...I pulled my shirt off and placed it over my head, then ever-so-gently arranged both sleeves and then the body of the shirt on top. I just had to make sure my alter ego...Ms. Diana Prince...was ready for duty and that no one knew my true identity. Once the time came and there was looming trouble lurking around the corner, I would twirl and twirl and twirl so that my "bun" would come tumbling down and reveal my true Amazonian identity..."Vondah Voman".

My mom took a picture of me after finishing one of my twirls...I need to dig that out of the closet...good times!