Conversation
What follows is a conversation between myself and about 5 other friends. For all of you knuckleheads out there...start reading at the bottom and work your way up!!!
xxoo...Jakey...wooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
***THE END***
D - NOPE, I WON’T BE THERE.
Jake - You would all be under my spell…of course…my charm only works on the boys…so the girls would have to think of things to do for entertainment!!!
D - YOU ARE A FREAK! THAT WOULD BE A BIG NEGATIVE!
Jake - Yes you will…silly and you’ll lick my boots too!!!
D - NOPE. I WON’T BE THERE.
Jake - Yes…fine fine…but we will have HOTTT gay boys too…and D**** will be dressed like a Court Jester and will dance at my command…along with J*** and Da****!!!
Z - I’ll wear a Toga and mud wrestle w/4 girls.
Jake - Oooh yeah…forgot about those.
I’m also thinking TOGA and Mud Wrestling themed parties!!! Any other ideas???
P - And POP Rocks!
Z - Yeah, if there are chicks only.
Jake - So here’s what I’m thinking…we’ll play all POP music…we’ll have just soda POP. Buckets full of Tootsie POPS, Corn POPS…and have the floor covered in bubble wrap…for that POP POP POP sound!!! What do you think???...Anyone interested???
Jake - Hey Ya’ll…I’m thinking our next party theme…is going to be “POP”.
Z - Yeap that’s him Jake.
Jake - Hey Ya’ll…isn’t that the guy that doesn’t wash his hands after using the restroom…and he just delivered your food and condiments to ya…EWWW GROSS!!!
***Pizza Delivery by certain someone***
Jake – P****** likes the cinnamon ring!!!
P - I can’t even begin.
Dookey shoot, cinnamon ring, Thumpers Uniting.
I can almost see Jake the hypnotist directing a dazed crowd of males in some macabre sexual dance routine performed in a football locker room, complete with disco lighting and hardcore techno.
If I hadn’t asked to be included…I’d be crying about how violated I feel right now. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go poke out my minds’ eye.
D - They have more holes!!!!
Z - No doubt.. I ONLY thump chicks Jake.. Big difference.
Jake - Come on Z…you’re a Thumper too!!! Thumpers UNITE!!!
Z - More gross you freak!!!
Jake - Only by watching the movies…no thumpin my cinnamon ring…I do the thumpin!!!
DA – Jake can name that tune in just 1 note!
D – Jake talks from experience!!
Jake - That’s gross…but yeah…they’ll use your dookey shot…over and over and over again…your cinnamon ring will be ringing!!!
DA - I like to call it my dukey shoot!
Jake – D***** has a cinnamon ring Ya’ll!!!
D - They’d thump your cinnamon ring!!
Jake - You’d have plenty of “VISITORS” in prison!!!
DA - If that was true and that happened to me yall would have to visit me in prison!
Jake - Maybe she’s really a guy…wouldn’t that be a special surprise for you and R*****…DA****
Z - Yeah she had definitely been lifting.
D - She was BEEFY!!
Z - That was the #$ that left him on 610(lol)
D - She is compared to what he used to have!! Remember that pic of him at surf shack??
Z - LMAO!!! He acts like she’s a Goddess or something.
D – R***** chokes everytime he tries to talk to her!!
Z – R***** is going to kill him behind that chick!
Jake – Da****’s got a CRUSHHH!!!
***A certain someone walks by***
Z - lmao
Jake - Are you kidding…that was his favourite place to be…that’s why he played sports!!!
DA - You never had to change in the LOOKER ROOM?
D - I played football and ran track. why
DA – D**** have you ever played any sports? Or you where just a band geek!
D - What the hell is a looker room??
DG - Just bring your own! You can be the life of the looker room!
Jake - Yeah…well I guess you could but there’s no club music…hottt lighting system or GO-GO dancers!!!
DG - Club Papi? Why don’t you just go and hang out in a men’s looker room?
***CLUB PAPI ADVERTISEMENT GIVEN TO THE GROUP FROM JAKE***
Z - LOL………………
JO - W h a t ??????????????? disgusting freak!!!!!
Jake - Yes and don’t forget he was caressing another boyzzz nipple!!! SWEET!!! Under my spell.
DA - If you read Jake’s blog he has picture of D**** on there in his boxers!
Jake - He was mesmerized by my snake charmer!!!
Z - Damn….
Jake – D**** was under my control…all night!!!
JO - What?????????????????????????????? freak!!!!!!
Z - LMAO!!!
DG - At least he doesn’t have pictures on the internet of himself wrestling in your under wear with other guys!
D - You’re a freak!!
Jake - I need some boyzzz…hey if anyone has any cute gay boyzzz that are single and want to HANG out, let me know.
JO - You were with the boyyzzzzz
Jake - Was it good???
S - That must have been a long star wars movie!
Z - Yeah. I got home @ 0600 so I need you freaks to keep me awake today!
Jake - Alright now…someone needs to get it started!!!
xxoo...Jakey...wooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
***THE END***
D - NOPE, I WON’T BE THERE.
Jake - You would all be under my spell…of course…my charm only works on the boys…so the girls would have to think of things to do for entertainment!!!
D - YOU ARE A FREAK! THAT WOULD BE A BIG NEGATIVE!
Jake - Yes you will…silly and you’ll lick my boots too!!!
D - NOPE. I WON’T BE THERE.
Jake - Yes…fine fine…but we will have HOTTT gay boys too…and D**** will be dressed like a Court Jester and will dance at my command…along with J*** and Da****!!!
Z - I’ll wear a Toga and mud wrestle w/4 girls.
Jake - Oooh yeah…forgot about those.
I’m also thinking TOGA and Mud Wrestling themed parties!!! Any other ideas???
P - And POP Rocks!
Z - Yeah, if there are chicks only.
Jake - So here’s what I’m thinking…we’ll play all POP music…we’ll have just soda POP. Buckets full of Tootsie POPS, Corn POPS…and have the floor covered in bubble wrap…for that POP POP POP sound!!! What do you think???...Anyone interested???
Jake - Hey Ya’ll…I’m thinking our next party theme…is going to be “POP”.
Z - Yeap that’s him Jake.
Jake - Hey Ya’ll…isn’t that the guy that doesn’t wash his hands after using the restroom…and he just delivered your food and condiments to ya…EWWW GROSS!!!
***Pizza Delivery by certain someone***
Jake – P****** likes the cinnamon ring!!!
P - I can’t even begin.
Dookey shoot, cinnamon ring, Thumpers Uniting.
I can almost see Jake the hypnotist directing a dazed crowd of males in some macabre sexual dance routine performed in a football locker room, complete with disco lighting and hardcore techno.
If I hadn’t asked to be included…I’d be crying about how violated I feel right now. If you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go poke out my minds’ eye.
D - They have more holes!!!!
Z - No doubt.. I ONLY thump chicks Jake.. Big difference.
Jake - Come on Z…you’re a Thumper too!!! Thumpers UNITE!!!
Z - More gross you freak!!!
Jake - Only by watching the movies…no thumpin my cinnamon ring…I do the thumpin!!!
DA – Jake can name that tune in just 1 note!
D – Jake talks from experience!!
Jake - That’s gross…but yeah…they’ll use your dookey shot…over and over and over again…your cinnamon ring will be ringing!!!
DA - I like to call it my dukey shoot!
Jake – D***** has a cinnamon ring Ya’ll!!!
D - They’d thump your cinnamon ring!!
Jake - You’d have plenty of “VISITORS” in prison!!!
DA - If that was true and that happened to me yall would have to visit me in prison!
Jake - Maybe she’s really a guy…wouldn’t that be a special surprise for you and R*****…DA****
Z - Yeah she had definitely been lifting.
D - She was BEEFY!!
Z - That was the #$ that left him on 610(lol)
D - She is compared to what he used to have!! Remember that pic of him at surf shack??
Z - LMAO!!! He acts like she’s a Goddess or something.
D – R***** chokes everytime he tries to talk to her!!
Z – R***** is going to kill him behind that chick!
Jake – Da****’s got a CRUSHHH!!!
***A certain someone walks by***
Z - lmao
Jake - Are you kidding…that was his favourite place to be…that’s why he played sports!!!
DA - You never had to change in the LOOKER ROOM?
D - I played football and ran track. why
DA – D**** have you ever played any sports? Or you where just a band geek!
D - What the hell is a looker room??
DG - Just bring your own! You can be the life of the looker room!
Jake - Yeah…well I guess you could but there’s no club music…hottt lighting system or GO-GO dancers!!!
DG - Club Papi? Why don’t you just go and hang out in a men’s looker room?
***CLUB PAPI ADVERTISEMENT GIVEN TO THE GROUP FROM JAKE***
Z - LOL………………
JO - W h a t ??????????????? disgusting freak!!!!!
Jake - Yes and don’t forget he was caressing another boyzzz nipple!!! SWEET!!! Under my spell.
DA - If you read Jake’s blog he has picture of D**** on there in his boxers!
Jake - He was mesmerized by my snake charmer!!!
Z - Damn….
Jake – D**** was under my control…all night!!!
JO - What?????????????????????????????? freak!!!!!!
Z - LMAO!!!
DG - At least he doesn’t have pictures on the internet of himself wrestling in your under wear with other guys!
D - You’re a freak!!
Jake - I need some boyzzz…hey if anyone has any cute gay boyzzz that are single and want to HANG out, let me know.
JO - You were with the boyyzzzzz
Jake - Was it good???
S - That must have been a long star wars movie!
Z - Yeah. I got home @ 0600 so I need you freaks to keep me awake today!
Jake - Alright now…someone needs to get it started!!!
posted by Alan at 1:59 PM
1 Comments:
WTF Jake I don't understand a damn thing about that conversation you call me so you can properly tell me who was speaking in that convo it would be much funnyier ifI could know who all was talking so yeah call me biatch!
Trully*
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