Wise On A Birthday Party
JAKE
I will be off after my Saturday enslavement has been fulfilled...my BIRFDAY is on Sunday...YAY...time to PARTY!!! Does a night of FUN and DEVILRY on Saturday Evening sound enticing to you and the misses???!!!
I shall talk to you in the morrow.
Cheerio!!!
JAO
On what sorts of enticements have you been pondering? I'd love to celebrate...I must consider appropriations beforehand and request a temporary leave of absence from her majesty’s secret service.
What about S** A****...is she coming too? I'm sure if the mainstream vocal journalist...A*** M*****...is coming, S*** A**** will know about the party, and she will wonder why she wasn't invited.
I'm sure she's itching to exorcise those gay demons with a fury. Except those demons would be like, "Heeeeyy Divina A****! Girrrl, I don't know where you got that little curtain skirt, but girlfriend, you need to find the receipt....and don't worry about us; we're not evil, we just looove the cock!"
Call me on my celly telly and let me know the details.
JAKE
S** A**** will not be permitted to any of my Happy Functions…she will suck the life out of them and I will be rattled...and I simply will not have that on my BIRFDAY!!!
Have you bean reading H.P.A.T.H.B.P.???
I have to try very hard to take some time out of my week to exercise my brains and eyeballs in a noble folio, however, as of now, I would not consider spending this valuable literary time with the likes of fantastical fiction. My mind is a giant strongbox receptacle longing to be filled with the treasures and powers of knowledge. Therefore I excuse myself from all books except for those containing only absolute efficient facts and opinions.
Someone will have to save the world one day, Jake. When that day comes, I, Jao, will harness these treasures and powers of knowledge, and I will be that someone.
PS...I would fancy an outing on ChurchDay so that we may speak in tongues together.
...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
I will be off after my Saturday enslavement has been fulfilled...my BIRFDAY is on Sunday...YAY...time to PARTY!!! Does a night of FUN and DEVILRY on Saturday Evening sound enticing to you and the misses???!!!
I shall talk to you in the morrow.
Cheerio!!!
JAO
On what sorts of enticements have you been pondering? I'd love to celebrate...I must consider appropriations beforehand and request a temporary leave of absence from her majesty’s secret service.
What about S** A****...is she coming too? I'm sure if the mainstream vocal journalist...A*** M*****...is coming, S*** A**** will know about the party, and she will wonder why she wasn't invited.
I'm sure she's itching to exorcise those gay demons with a fury. Except those demons would be like, "Heeeeyy Divina A****! Girrrl, I don't know where you got that little curtain skirt, but girlfriend, you need to find the receipt....and don't worry about us; we're not evil, we just looove the cock!"
Call me on my celly telly and let me know the details.
JAKE
S** A**** will not be permitted to any of my Happy Functions…she will suck the life out of them and I will be rattled...and I simply will not have that on my BIRFDAY!!!
Have you bean reading H.P.A.T.H.B.P.???
I have to try very hard to take some time out of my week to exercise my brains and eyeballs in a noble folio, however, as of now, I would not consider spending this valuable literary time with the likes of fantastical fiction. My mind is a giant strongbox receptacle longing to be filled with the treasures and powers of knowledge. Therefore I excuse myself from all books except for those containing only absolute efficient facts and opinions.
Someone will have to save the world one day, Jake. When that day comes, I, Jao, will harness these treasures and powers of knowledge, and I will be that someone.
PS...I would fancy an outing on ChurchDay so that we may speak in tongues together.
...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
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