All Fish Go To Heaven
True Story:
"The Destroyer" and his next-door-neighbor buddy decided it would be fun to put various objects into the tiny fish tank that held Gracie's little Beta fish...of course while the fish was still inside of it. I happened to come across both of them "in the act" and quickly made them leave.
So I grabbed the tank and hollered after Grace to go ahead and get it cleaned out quickly so the fish wouldn't be traumatized any longer. So she proceeded to fill up a glass of water, took the Beta out of the tank and stuck him into the glass containing the water. Little did she realize that right before this incident I had being doing the dishes and left the water faucet on the HOT side...so as she put the Beta into the glass, his little insides began to cook!!!
Now, out of the corner of my eye I did see the fish react strangely while he was in the water...there was a lot of jerking and flailing going on...but I didn't really take notice of it. Until Grace said..."OH MY GOD...he's dead".
I said, "Are you sure"?...she said, "Yes...look", she proceeded to stick her hand in the glass, "He's not moving...OH...Daing It...the water's too hot".
My baby started crying so I told her I would get her another one...Boogie chimed in with, "Can I flush him down the toilet"???
...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
"The Destroyer" and his next-door-neighbor buddy decided it would be fun to put various objects into the tiny fish tank that held Gracie's little Beta fish...of course while the fish was still inside of it. I happened to come across both of them "in the act" and quickly made them leave.
So I grabbed the tank and hollered after Grace to go ahead and get it cleaned out quickly so the fish wouldn't be traumatized any longer. So she proceeded to fill up a glass of water, took the Beta out of the tank and stuck him into the glass containing the water. Little did she realize that right before this incident I had being doing the dishes and left the water faucet on the HOT side...so as she put the Beta into the glass, his little insides began to cook!!!
Now, out of the corner of my eye I did see the fish react strangely while he was in the water...there was a lot of jerking and flailing going on...but I didn't really take notice of it. Until Grace said..."OH MY GOD...he's dead".
I said, "Are you sure"?...she said, "Yes...look", she proceeded to stick her hand in the glass, "He's not moving...OH...Daing It...the water's too hot".
My baby started crying so I told her I would get her another one...Boogie chimed in with, "Can I flush him down the toilet"???
...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
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