Jake Vs. Jao

JAKE
I have not heard or read any news in quite some time. I have been enclosed in my H.P.A.T.H.B.P. bubble for quite some time now (I like to savour each and every moment with the boy)...and know nothing else. Sadly though I have finished the book and I now must wait two to three years for the final installment. Fortunately though, I have started REreading H.P.A.T.H.B.P. I loves it SO much. Maybe I’ll take out a subscription to the Daily Prophet.
Cheerio!!!

JAO
No, no, no, Stop right there! One of my failures as a child in the
wilderness was reading my favorite book, "The Outsiders" FIVE TIMES!
Not only was that very dumb of me, it was stupid....and stupid isn't smart. You've given your brain its necessary entertainment; now you must move on to more intellectual salubrity. Jesus said, "One cannot live on ice cream alone, but by vegetables, loaves of bread, roots and herbs, and plenty of fish and poultry." Listen to Jesus, Jake.

Enthralling as it may be, "Harry Potter" is a child's novel. You must move up in your literary involvement, it can only do good for you.

I have many very good books that I would gladly lend, and even more
coming! "Ask and you shall receive. Knock on wood, and men will be delivered unto you." Moses said that, Jake, just before he killed Goliath with a sling-shot and threw him in the lions den. Don't let the lions eat your head, Jake.....be a Moses, and get on the boat with all the other animals, before you get swallowed by a whale.
WHAT WOULD JAO DO?

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!