I Feel You Smiling

Dear Mr. Treats

First of all, let me say that I find it most flattering that you have taken an interest in me. I definitely appreciate one's affection.

Secondly, I must say that I am a bit creeped out by the fact that your telescopic lens can see even the tiniest of moles on the lower left side of my back. You sneak you.

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooossshhh!!!