When I First Met You On The Roof
Yesterday while at work, myself along with the everyone else on the 12th and 13th floors were treated to a live action love-fest on the parking garage roof.
Now, this garage roof is notorious for all kinds of sexual escapades. The naughty girls of Enron had their photo shoot for Playboy done on this roof a few years ago. I've heard several stories of people parking their cars and making out...'when the vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'. The roof has played host to sunbathers and skateboarders alike. Most recently there was even a urination scene...a couple of young girls and their friends were gazing at all of the pretty buildings surrounding the parking garage when these two girls were suddenly hit with the urge to pee...since there was no facilities that they could see anywhere on this rooftop they decided to make there own...right in plain sight of the 12th and 13th floor onlookers. EWWW GROSS!!!
I'm not sure what it is...for some reason these people think these downtown buildings are deserted or vacant or just not occupied while they are out having their fun...little do they know...even though they can't see us, we can see EVERYTHING they do.
And so was the case for the two lovebirds making out yesterday. They started making out with little birdpecks while straddling each other...little did they know the 12th and 13th floor employees were shouting out..."do it...get it on...bang her buddy". So it wasn't too long with the holding, kissing, and cuddling before the girl got up reached up her skirt and pulled off her panties. Damn!!! So she takes him by the hand and pulls him over to a concealing-kind of wall...hidden away from all of the world...except for us!!! TeeHee.
She sat down on the wall with her legs opened, pulled the boy close to her, he reached in his pocket and pulled out a condom and fastened it to his penis and he slowly inserted himself into her welcoming sweet spot...and the crowd went wild!!! 'Yeah...get it on you little rabbits...give it to her good....oh here they go...don't stop don't stop". And away they went...bang bang bang...just like a porno...sans the nakedness...there was a quick flash of his butt crack...bang bang bang...and then it was over...as quickly as it began...a beautiful letdown.
As soon as it was over they started packing up and heading out as they rounded the corner, someone from the 13th floor said "we're all watching you"...she pointed to our building and we all started banging on the windows and making noises...the lovers smiled...and ran to their car.
Hilarious...Hilarious...Hilarious!!!
...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
Now, this garage roof is notorious for all kinds of sexual escapades. The naughty girls of Enron had their photo shoot for Playboy done on this roof a few years ago. I've heard several stories of people parking their cars and making out...'when the vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'. The roof has played host to sunbathers and skateboarders alike. Most recently there was even a urination scene...a couple of young girls and their friends were gazing at all of the pretty buildings surrounding the parking garage when these two girls were suddenly hit with the urge to pee...since there was no facilities that they could see anywhere on this rooftop they decided to make there own...right in plain sight of the 12th and 13th floor onlookers. EWWW GROSS!!!
I'm not sure what it is...for some reason these people think these downtown buildings are deserted or vacant or just not occupied while they are out having their fun...little do they know...even though they can't see us, we can see EVERYTHING they do.
And so was the case for the two lovebirds making out yesterday. They started making out with little birdpecks while straddling each other...little did they know the 12th and 13th floor employees were shouting out..."do it...get it on...bang her buddy". So it wasn't too long with the holding, kissing, and cuddling before the girl got up reached up her skirt and pulled off her panties. Damn!!! So she takes him by the hand and pulls him over to a concealing-kind of wall...hidden away from all of the world...except for us!!! TeeHee.
She sat down on the wall with her legs opened, pulled the boy close to her, he reached in his pocket and pulled out a condom and fastened it to his penis and he slowly inserted himself into her welcoming sweet spot...and the crowd went wild!!! 'Yeah...get it on you little rabbits...give it to her good....oh here they go...don't stop don't stop". And away they went...bang bang bang...just like a porno...sans the nakedness...there was a quick flash of his butt crack...bang bang bang...and then it was over...as quickly as it began...a beautiful letdown.
As soon as it was over they started packing up and heading out as they rounded the corner, someone from the 13th floor said "we're all watching you"...she pointed to our building and we all started banging on the windows and making noises...the lovers smiled...and ran to their car.
Hilarious...Hilarious...Hilarious!!!
...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!
posted by Alan at 9:43 AM
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