X-Cellent Rendezvous

After the phone stalking of MR. X on Tuesday, I thought I would throw in the towel! However, on Wednesday, I had no control over my fingers as they pressed his already programmed celly...I hadn't even met the guy and already had his number programmed...IS THAT BAD???

So I called, and got the FUCKING answering machine AGAIN!!! DAMN!!! This bitch don't wanna be reached!!! So because I'm such a pathetic, weak, desperate Boiii, I left a short but very cordial message...it went something like this..."I WILL NOT BE IGNORRRED DAN!!!"

...Psycho??? I don't think so...a girl has needs...and sometimes those needs have to be met...I didn't feel like he was meeting my needs. Now let me say, that I'm not usually this aggressive but when you're told by a friend to call this guy..."so you both can talk and get to know each other"...it makes you think "your doing something right".

So I hung up and went about my business...thinking to myself 'oh well, I'll just drink the last two Corona's in the fridge tonight and this time have a PORN photo shoot...BY MYSELF!!! AS USUAL!!!'

Not less than an hour later, I had the boy on the phone...HE CALLED ME!!! HE ACTUALLY CALLED...ME!!! - Now...I'd like to think that he called of his own free will, so we'll just leave it at that!!!

After a short conversation, we agreed to meet for coffee around 21:45ish.

I was giddy for the rest of the day and could hardly contain myself...I just wanted to shout at the top of my lungs...so the whole world would know..."I have a DATE!!! YEEHAW!!!"

So after running all of my errands, I came back home and got freshened up. I wanted to look good but not really super-duper-over-the-top good 'cause we were just going for coffee and a talk...so I tried to keep it a bit low-key, very kashhh, very hip!!!

I was calm, cool, and collected until I got into the car and pulled out of the driveway...and then I began to think 'Oh my GOD, what if this guy is FAT, ACNE FACED, STANKY and has no fashion-sense???'...What was I going to do???...Continue on my journey or turn the car around and drive home like a bat outtta haill??? I talked myself down and decided to go through with the plans!!!...after all...he could be "The One".

I pulled up in the parking lot, and gathered myself and very very casually made my way into Starbucks. No one was inside except the "ever-peppy-baristas". I ordered my drink and began looking all around...now, mind you...any passer-by at this point may have thought they were watching a young man who's tracking the flight of a fly or a mosquito so that he may be squashed!!!...but I just had to do it...I had to search every hidden nook and cranny within the shop.

And then it happened...we locked eyes...there he was out on the patio...looking back at me. Damn!!! He was HOTTT!!! Right there the whole time and I hadn't noticed him!!! I quickly grabbed my drink and headed to his table introduced myself and asked if he was drinking and if I could get him anything...he declined. I sat down and we talked, laughed and exchanged email addresses and screennames!!! HOLY SHIT!!! I couldn't believe it.

I went home with hope!!! I felt ALIVE!!!

I called him today and the phone just rang and rang and rang and rang and rang!!! DAMN!!! I didn't like that...so, I immediately called back...and the phone just rang and rang and rang and rang...DAMN!!! I signed on to the computer and waited and waited and waited for him, but he didn't show up.

...I'm beginning to sense that he's really not into this "whole us thang"!!! HMMMMM!!!...