Pee Streams

My friends and I were having a conversation the other day...nothing really too specific, just random topics when suddenly I get up to use the restroom...do my business...come back, and Amanda-Jayne says..."You PEE like a girl!!!"

I'm like..."What??? What are you talking about?"

She then politely says..."YOU PEE LIKE A GIRL!!! Your pee stream...it doesn't sound MANLY...it sounds GIRLY."

I'm like..."WTF???!!! ARE YOU SMOKING CRACK OR WHAT??? Are you telling me that you listen at the door to hear what my pee stream sounds like?"

"Well no, but I have heard you and I have compared you with other guys...you sound more girly."

So I'm like..."HMMM...I never even noticed...that's weird...you're SICK!!!"

...Odd thing is, I HAVE listened to other guys pee while I've been in public restrooms AND even listened outside of closed bathroom doors to notice that some DO have a more MANLY pee streams.

Just what exactly makes one's pee stream more manly??? Is it the size of his penis...the physical exertion he puts forth...the urgency of the pee...or is it just a natural occurrence???...and is it something that can be learned???

Will I always be cursed with having a GIRLY pee stream??? I can definitely now add GIRLY PEE STREAM to the long list of my GIRLY qualities...yay for me.

Jakey...wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

TAKE THE PEE STREAM CHALLENGE...r u MANLY or GIRLY???