Somethings Gotta Get Me Up

If I had stuck with my original plans, I would be in Chicago rigt now visiting Jao, D, and the children. Instead I'm here in lovely HUMID Houston...joy. Instead of seeing new parts of the states I'm stuck looking at the same four walls doing Cinderella work...merry F*in' Xmas.

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Do You Believe In Shame???

Oh this is simply wonderful!!! I have found one of the kitchen items that has been on my wishlist. YAY!!!

So here's my plan...we have a family XMAS gift exchange/get-to-gether this coming week. So what I'm going to do is go purchase the Food Mill and wrap it up all nice and pretty and then take it for the gift exchange. Now, I'm hoping that during this gift exchange someone other than myself is NOT going to want this...if that be the case, then I have a brand new Food Mill...and I came by it honestly...well...in a manner of speaking.

YAY!!!

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

I'm Your Angel

I think I've figured out a way to make some extra cash.

I'm going to become a PornStar!!! I could use some of my "previous acting experience" to help make my new found career a stable one.

I can see it now...guys all over america will be drooling over the New-Comer...you know...the Older-Distinguished-Looking-Gentleman.

Now that should give me motivation to get physically active and tone up the flab-and-drab that is known as Jake.

So now...I need to work on a good Porn Name.

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Now And Then You Get The Strangest Notion There's Something Missing

Frustrated/Blues IPOD Mix:

Hypnotise - Les Rythmes Digitales
Grey Day - Zoot Woman

I Need More Excitement!!!

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooossshhh!!!

I Burst This Bubble

I received the results of my blood test from my doctor. She said everything looked fine except my GOOD cholesterol level was one point over. So...not my bad cholesterol...but my GOOD cholesterol...how is this possible??? I didn't even know that cholesterol came in two forms. Hmmm!!! So, she wants me on a Low-Fat-Low-cholesterol diet and wants me to exercise.

Low-Fat = Little Or No Taste
Low-cholesterol = No Flavour
Exercise = No Fun

This totally sucks. Here I am watching The Food Network trying to improve my cooking and baking skills and expand my palette...now I have to be WAY more alert to what goes into each and every course.

I understand exercise is important. I've been telling myself for years now that I need to be more active. But once again, I'm faced with the dilemma of motivating myself to get up off of my lazzzy ass and do something. I don't want to get out and run, or do aerobics or lift weights. So what's left??? I do enjoy yoga...but I'd rather go to a yoga facility and not sit on the living room floor working out to "Denise Austin's Power Yoga" only to be distracted by children, neighbors and an over-active dog!!!

I understand that these measures are recommended so that I will be aware of the seriousness of this nature but man...this is going to be hard.

Where do I start???

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!