Put Your Hands Up...

I went out on Saturday night with a friend from work. We started at a bar called 611...where the drinks are strong and the guys...not so much! I had a few laughs with B.. he ran into a few of his old friends so they chatted for a bit...I drank.

One, Two and finally Three...the alcohol flowed through my veins, my face became numb and tingly...the guys seemed a bit more appealing...I knew then and there it was time to go, I had to get to the beautiful boyz. On my feet and out the door...I was GONE.

The beat of South Beach was calling...I could no longer deny my feet their right to dance...I dashed inside...moved the bitches out of the way and made my way center dancefloor...and let loose. There was a huge smile across my face as I grabbed some guys ass...I swear I don't normally do those kinds of things...danced with him a bit but ended up making out with some other guy!...way to go Jake! We talked for a few minutes in the bathroom, he gave me his card and then left for the night. I went back and danced till 4:30...to sober up a bit before getting behind the wheel.

All in all...it was a great evening...I accomplished exactly what I set out to do!...I loved those kisses.

homomania

You're a Wonder...

So I'm all alone right now...the house is quiet...like a tomb...except for the sweet music of the Wonder Woman "theme song" blaring out of the big screen. I love her...and on Tuesday indulged myself with the 2nd season on DVD.

As a child I loved her...Hell, I wanted to be her. I would have given anything to put on that costume and those bracelets and that boomerang tiara!!! So I did what any other gay child with an imagination would do...I pulled my shirt off and placed it over my head, then ever-so-gently arranged both sleeves and then the body of the shirt on top. I just had to make sure my alter ego...Ms. Diana Prince...was ready for duty and that no one knew my true identity. Once the time came and there was looming trouble lurking around the corner, I would twirl and twirl and twirl so that my "bun" would come tumbling down and reveal my true Amazonian identity..."Vondah Voman".

My mom took a picture of me after finishing one of my twirls...I need to dig that out of the closet...good times!

M....

YUM.

Wet Wet Wet...

Turn it up and enjoy...yes..."Love Is All around"...

that was the intro to the Wet Wet Wet's version of that same named song...it brings back great memories of Amanda-Jayne and myself...taking on the world! Living life on the edge...drinking beer and dipping into our chewing tabacci...Good Times! Cruisin' in the Honda CRX...loved it...too bad I traded it away. It's probably the closest I will ever come to having a "sports-car"...lol...if you can call it that.

Rainy days suck! They can become SO depressing...it's all too much...when it never stops...day after day...week after week...month after month...year after year...century after century...millenium after millenium...what comes next???

But I am an optimist and look forward to the brighter days ahead...blue skies...green grass...red-sunburned-skin...ouch.

whoosh!