Emotionless And Cold As Ice...All Of The Things I Like

Dear Mr. Treats

Thank you for the birthday gift. "Better late than never"...that's what I always say.

Do I actually have to blow this doll up myself??? Can I use an air pump???

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Outside The Thoughts Come Flooding Back Now

Moist, Wet, Wonderful Colors, Colors that lick your lips...

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

The Pressure's On The Screen

I’m feeling very random today. No direction, a bit restless, a bit annoyed…but not without hope.

There are ideas, inclinations, wonders, all circling around in my head but they do not conjoin to make anything useful.

Voices and whispers speak in tongues but make no sense.

It’s muddy, hazy, blurry, there are times of sheer joy, times of utter despair.

There’s a constant search, a quest, an adventure…not yet revealed.

I think of nothing and everything…my words do not come easily as I try and convey what it is I see. There is no clarity, only pieces, bits of information stored somewhere inside. That leak out every few minutes, every few hours.

There is a stirring, an aching, a constant churning for vision, direction, answers, epiphanies.

Thought becomes useless. Instinct takes control. Urges and desires are fulfilled.

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

I Try To Find A New Day

I received a call from an old friend today. We actually used to work together.

It had been at least 9 months since we had last spoke. While he talked and I listened I suddenly remembered why it had been so long..'I absolutely loathe this guy'...he always used to ramble on and on and on and on and on...about absolutely nothing and would totally dominate the conversation. I could never get in a single word without being interrrupted by him. And while on the phone with him today I realized...this had not changed. Thank God he finally told his stories and answered his own questions. It was more of a phone conversation between him and himself...I was the fly on the wall...now that's funny.

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

I Feel You Smiling

Dear Mr. Treats

First of all, let me say that I find it most flattering that you have taken an interest in me. I definitely appreciate one's affection.

Secondly, I must say that I am a bit creeped out by the fact that your telescopic lens can see even the tiniest of moles on the lower left side of my back. You sneak you.

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Jake Vs. Jao

JAKE
I have not heard or read any news in quite some time. I have been enclosed in my H.P.A.T.H.B.P. bubble for quite some time now (I like to savour each and every moment with the boy)...and know nothing else. Sadly though I have finished the book and I now must wait two to three years for the final installment. Fortunately though, I have started REreading H.P.A.T.H.B.P. I loves it SO much. Maybe I’ll take out a subscription to the Daily Prophet.
Cheerio!!!

JAO
No, no, no, Stop right there! One of my failures as a child in the
wilderness was reading my favorite book, "The Outsiders" FIVE TIMES!
Not only was that very dumb of me, it was stupid....and stupid isn't smart. You've given your brain its necessary entertainment; now you must move on to more intellectual salubrity. Jesus said, "One cannot live on ice cream alone, but by vegetables, loaves of bread, roots and herbs, and plenty of fish and poultry." Listen to Jesus, Jake.

Enthralling as it may be, "Harry Potter" is a child's novel. You must move up in your literary involvement, it can only do good for you.

I have many very good books that I would gladly lend, and even more
coming! "Ask and you shall receive. Knock on wood, and men will be delivered unto you." Moses said that, Jake, just before he killed Goliath with a sling-shot and threw him in the lions den. Don't let the lions eat your head, Jake.....be a Moses, and get on the boat with all the other animals, before you get swallowed by a whale.
WHAT WOULD JAO DO?

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Wise On A Birthday Party

JAKE
I will be off after my Saturday enslavement has been fulfilled...my BIRFDAY is on Sunday...YAY...time to PARTY!!! Does a night of FUN and DEVILRY on Saturday Evening sound enticing to you and the misses???!!!

I shall talk to you in the morrow.

Cheerio!!!

JAO
On what sorts of enticements have you been pondering? I'd love to celebrate...I must consider appropriations beforehand and request a temporary leave of absence from her majesty’s secret service.

What about S** A****...is she coming too? I'm sure if the mainstream vocal journalist...A*** M*****...is coming, S*** A**** will know about the party, and she will wonder why she wasn't invited.

I'm sure she's itching to exorcise those gay demons with a fury. Except those demons would be like, "Heeeeyy Divina A****! Girrrl, I don't know where you got that little curtain skirt, but girlfriend, you need to find the receipt....and don't worry about us; we're not evil, we just looove the cock!"

Call me on my celly telly and let me know the details.

JAKE
S** A**** will not be permitted to any of my Happy Functions…she will suck the life out of them and I will be rattled...and I simply will not have that on my BIRFDAY!!!

Have you bean reading H.P.A.T.H.B.P.???

I have to try very hard to take some time out of my week to exercise my brains and eyeballs in a noble folio, however, as of now, I would not consider spending this valuable literary time with the likes of fantastical fiction. My mind is a giant strongbox receptacle longing to be filled with the treasures and powers of knowledge. Therefore I excuse myself from all books except for those containing only absolute efficient facts and opinions.

Someone will have to save the world one day, Jake. When that day comes, I, Jao, will harness these treasures and powers of knowledge, and I will be that someone.

PS...I would fancy an outing on ChurchDay so that we may speak in tongues together.

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Gift Giving Idea #7

You simply must know the truth...these would make wonderful gifts...wink wink!!!
DD Live
DD Greatest
DD Sing Blue Silver
DD Arena

Get in your car and travel YONDER to the nearest Best Buy, Barnes and Noble and grab a copy for little 'ole me.

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Gift Giving Idea #6

Cowgirl Chocolates...Now these would be definitely interesting. I loves my chocolate and I loves "all things spicy".

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Gift Giving Idea #5

Gift Certificates would be NICE...please keep in mind, for me to get anything decent...you'll need to part with at least $100.00. WINK WINK!!!

I'm worth it!!!

Here's a few of my faves:
A&F
Diesel
DKNY
KC
Republic of Bananas
Sherman


...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Gift Giving Idea #4

Countdown is progressing...11 more dayzzz till I'm Thirty-Something!!!

I hope you've bean saving up your hard earned paychecks...Duran Duran tickets are very expensive...but believe me, I'm worth it!!!

This would be a Fabulous Surprise.

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

MAXIMUM BIG SURPRISE!!!

Isn't it wonderful when you come across a treasure trove of goodies that make you feel all gooey inside...such as a wonderful batch of delicious songs that you haven't heard in ages and ages...ahhh...to be back in those YONDER days.

Much Love to my good buddy JAO!!! I knew this post would get a rise out of him...wink wink!!! Check out his FREETHINKERS site...(link at the side)...he's a very intelligent young lad...with a lot of stupendous things to say...I think he's gonna go far...BTW...I think he has a crush on me!!!

Word Of The Week = YONDER

Current IPOD Tunes
Election Day - Arcadia
Goodbye Is Forever - Arcadia
The Flame - Arcadia
Downtown - Duran Duran
Hold Me - Duran Duran
Of Crime And Passion - Duran Duran
Shadows On Your Side - Duran Duran
Tiger Tiger - Duran Duran
Only - Nine Inch Nails
In The Night - Pet Shop Boys
Two Divided By Zero - Pet Shop Boys
Get It On - The Power Station
Some Like It Hot - The Power Station

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Jao's Request

Jao sent me an email today requesting the address to SLO-MO Productions...apparently he hasn't committed it to memory yet...OMG!!! He should now bow down to me for the rest of his natural days here on earth and be at my beckon call to atone for his blunder.

This should be a daily read full of fun and enjoyment for him and for all of my little lovelies out in the "Great Yonder". I just love that word YONDER!!! As I'm sure Jao does as well...Oh the good 'ole days of YONDER!!!

BTW...I've recently discovered that Willie Nelson makes great music...and not because he's going to be in that horrible remake of the television series starring the "Dukes".

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!