Thursday, June 29, 2006

I Know You're Watching Me Every Minute Of The Day

I'm going to prepare a couple of Giada's dishes this next week...I'm trying to think of which ones I should try my hand at. Last night Grace and I made Pasticchio and a Broccoli casserole.

Now Everybody's Under Somebodys Spell...Honey In The Sunshine...Is That You???

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Such A Perfect Day I'm Glad I Spent It With You

This morning Amanda-Jayne, Nich and I headed up to Livingstone to pick up Grace, Boogie, The Destroyer, and our new little baby boy Diego.

Diego has been in obedience school for the last six weeks and the children went up to spend six days with the Grandparents. So today we headed up there to bring them all home.

We took the jet skis out and bathed in the sun for a bit...it's always great to get away for the day.

We're planning a trip up to Colorado in August...we're thinking about moving up there in a few years.

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Monday, June 26, 2006

When I First Met You On The Roof

Yesterday while at work, myself along with the everyone else on the 12th and 13th floors were treated to a live action love-fest on the parking garage roof.

Now, this garage roof is notorious for all kinds of sexual escapades. The naughty girls of Enron had their photo shoot for Playboy done on this roof a few years ago. I've heard several stories of people parking their cars and making out...'when the vans a rockin' don't come a knockin'. The roof has played host to sunbathers and skateboarders alike. Most recently there was even a urination scene...a couple of young girls and their friends were gazing at all of the pretty buildings surrounding the parking garage when these two girls were suddenly hit with the urge to pee...since there was no facilities that they could see anywhere on this rooftop they decided to make there own...right in plain sight of the 12th and 13th floor onlookers. EWWW GROSS!!!

I'm not sure what it is...for some reason these people think these downtown buildings are deserted or vacant or just not occupied while they are out having their fun...little do they know...even though they can't see us, we can see EVERYTHING they do.

And so was the case for the two lovebirds making out yesterday. They started making out with little birdpecks while straddling each other...little did they know the 12th and 13th floor employees were shouting out..."do it...get it on...bang her buddy". So it wasn't too long with the holding, kissing, and cuddling before the girl got up reached up her skirt and pulled off her panties. Damn!!! So she takes him by the hand and pulls him over to a concealing-kind of wall...hidden away from all of the world...except for us!!! TeeHee.

She sat down on the wall with her legs opened, pulled the boy close to her, he reached in his pocket and pulled out a condom and fastened it to his penis and he slowly inserted himself into her welcoming sweet spot...and the crowd went wild!!! 'Yeah...get it on you little rabbits...give it to her good....oh here they go...don't stop don't stop". And away they went...bang bang bang...just like a porno...sans the nakedness...there was a quick flash of his butt crack...bang bang bang...and then it was over...as quickly as it began...a beautiful letdown.

As soon as it was over they started packing up and heading out as they rounded the corner, someone from the 13th floor said "we're all watching you"...she pointed to our building and we all started banging on the windows and making noises...the lovers smiled...and ran to their car.

Hilarious...Hilarious...Hilarious!!!

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Wider Baby Smiling You Just Made A Million

Since my hellatious four days at work last week...I could do nothing on my days off other than some laundry, dishes, and telly...lots of mindless entertainment.

Today was my Giada DeLaurentis Marathon!!! YAY!!!



...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Thursday, June 15, 2006

The Wild Boys Are Calling

June...the month of PRIDE for all of us Homos. There are many different events going on up until the day of the festival and the parade which happen to be on the same day...24/06/2006.

Because I have a work schedule that consists of my time from Friday through Monday, I will miss most of the events. I have asked for the 24th off but, I have a feeling I am not going to be granted my request. So if I don't get the day off, I am hoping to at least leave sometime early in the evening so that I can make the parade and be gay for a few hours.

This is the one day where homos around the greater Houston area can get together and unite...not in an orgy kinda way...just be together and support one another and celebrate diversity together.

I'm hoping that Amanda-Jayne and Nich can join me this year too. The children are going to be in Livingstone for an extended weekend.

One World...One Life...One Chance...One Reason...All Under One Sky...Unchanging...One Season

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Ok Go Off And Wander...

It's such a wonderful thing what I did...I looked into my crystal ball and saw certain disaster in our future, if we didn't head out for Livingstone!!!

Tuesday AM:
I take a visit to Cafe Jake with my morning coffee and my copy of "Merrick" by Anne Rice. I begin reading when Boogie and Grace show up...we talk and have coffee...we're thinking about moving up North, we're trying to decide where we would like to venture off to. I'd like to go to Canada...but I can't convince the rest of the family to see it my way. Nich would like to venture up to Colorado...and actually I wouldn't mind that myself...so right now, our sights are set on Colorado...Denver or Boulder...Colorado ranks at the top of our list...until I can persuade them that Montreal is Supreme!!!

Noonish...the vampires Nich and Amanda-Jayne arise and begin cooking a very late breakfast...they spend at least an hour trying to get everything together...little do they know that we have all had breakfast since we woke up three hours prior to their awakening. They finally show up at the cafe and we have chit chat over biscuits, gravy and eggs. We explore our spontaneous bones and decide to get away for the day and go to Livingstone to see our little baby who is in obedience school right now. We shower, shave and head out the door.

15:00
We're speeding off down the freeway headed north singing to Guns and Roses, The Eagles, The Cars, Queen, The Beatles...enjoying the fresh HOTTT air when suddenly the darkness starts appearing to our left...you could literally smell the rain approaching...it was magnificent. We enjoyed the 9 minutes of rain that poured down...and we continued on our merry way. We reached boot camp and Diego greeted us with open paws...he was SO glad to see us and we were glad to see him too. We visited with Drill sergeant Sarah. She made us a couple of drinks...we headed down to the lake...took the pups out into the water and just spent some good time chatting.

17:00
Aunt Mergatroid calls up and says a TORNADO has blown through our neighborhood..."No Way", we say. But still, she insists, "There are trees down all over the place, the power is out...it's BAD". We tell her to keep us posted and let us know if anything else goes on. She calls back about an hour later and says it's bad all over our neighborhood...trees have been uprooted and flung through houses and all over power lines and roads. We were still surprised at the news...the day was hot when we left and the sun was shining...there was no forecast of bad weather approaching...and we only experienced a little bit of rain on the way to Livingstone...sure, she HAD to be exaggerating!!!

19:45
We pull up into the neighborhood slowly...oh so slowly...and see the massive trees that have literally been uprooted along with huge pieces of driveway concrete...all fallen on top of houses, cars, garages and into the neighborhood streets. It literally looks like a tornado came through and had it's way with the neighbors homes. Fortunately for us, our back yard fence was the only thing effected...and it wasn't even that bad.

22:00
We turn on channel 11 news and there is Shern-Min Chow in our neighborhood with one of the houses new accessories...a massive uprooted tree...laying smack dab in the middle of their house.

We haven't even had our first Hurricane of the season yet...and a tiny storm that lasted probably 20 minutes did more damage then last years life threatening Katrina...this could have been her ghost coming to haunt us...oooh!!!

If you've done nothing wrong...you've got nothing to fear!!!

...with a careless memory
jake...woooooooooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Thursday, June 08, 2006

All Along The Water

Yesterday the family and I travelled down to Galveston. Boogie and Grace brought a couple of their friends. We arrived about 13:00 and set up camp on Stewart Beach. I sat under the umbrella while everyone else went out into the sea. I did not want to burn...unfortunately, I missed a couple of spots with the sunblock and I got burned on the tops of my feet...I'm a bit sore.

It was nice to get out and sit in the cool ocean breeze and get away for the day. We stayed for about three hours and then headed back home.

On the way back home as we made our way down the seawall, I noticed two buildings that had the rainbow flag flying in the air...right there in plain sight...like a beacon in the night. I chuckled as I drove by...even in Houston, I don't think I've seen any rainbow flags flying around like that.

Cheers to "The Pink Dolphin" and the other establishment that I didn't happen to catch the name of!!!

Here are a few pics of the children trying to feed all of the birds...


...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Slow Death Is On The Way

Today I went for a visit to the salon where my stylist and I talked about this and that...that and this...you know...gossip and stupid things like that.

One of the first things out of her mouth was how she started working out...so we stayed on that topic for quite some time...which led to me saying something along the lines of..."yeah, I've been thinking about working out too...you know something like Yoga or Pilates...but that's all I've done...is think about it". We both laughed and then I realized, that's all I'm ever going to do, just think about it and just keep telling myself..."one day, I'll get up and start doing something active and get into good shape".

Motivation is what I need...something to motivate me to get up and be active...what in the world could it possibly be??? It's not like I have some guy that I need to look good for...there are no boyfriends...no boys waiting on deck...no. I am going on vacation...but do I really need to get into shape to go to the mountainous Antigua??? What about just the fact that it'll be good for me to be physically fit. I just don't know.

Badmitton...is Badmitton considered a good aerobic exercise???...I used to like Badmitton...hmmm.

...with a careless memory
jake...wooooooooooooooooossshhh!!!